The Origin

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  You’ve found the origin. It begins with a puzzle, it ends with a legend. This is Self Evidence — part book, part game, part... something else. So welcome, wanderer... You've stumbled onto the starting line of something a little wild. Self Evidence isn't just a countdown — it's an open dare to the universe. Ready or not, the clock is already ticking. Let's see where it leads... ⏳ Calculating time until reveal... Access the Transmission ⚡ Join the Rebellion Think differently? Meme dangerously? Build audiences like fire? The Self Evidence project is open — but only to the bold. Choose Your Path Block 0002: [The Origin]
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When You Ask the Genie for “Unlimited Data” and Forget to Specify

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When You Ask the Genie for “Unlimited Data” and Forget to Specify

A fantasy landscape with glowing portal, lake, and mountain peaks—suggesting something magical, ominous, or tech support-related.

“I wish for unlimited data,” you said.

The genie, freshly uncorked and underpaid, smiled.

One second later, a portal opened in your backyard. Suddenly you're ankle-deep in raw datasets, your Wi-Fi is sentient, and there’s an elf offering to optimize your RAM usage for 4 copper coins an hour.

Lesson? Genies are literal. And a little passive-aggressive.

Fun Facts About Wish Portals:

  • They always glow ominously
  • Time inside runs on fiber optics and regret
  • They auto-renew every billing cycle unless canceled in person

So next time you find yourself standing before a glowing gate of eternal data—remember to be specific.

And never say “surprise me” to a magical being with Wi-Fi.

—Miss Referee, Interpreter of Magical EULAs

Block 0017: [When You Ask the Genie for “Unlimited Data” and Forget to Specify]

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